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  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer both wrote and directed the film.
  • Peter Safran produced alongside Friedberg and Seltzer.
  • Christopher Lennertz composed the score, Shawn Maurer handled cinematography and Peck Prior edited the film.
  • AFI records an 82-minute runtime, a PG-13 rating and an August 18, 2010 Los Angeles opening.
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Vampires Suck is a 2010 parody comedy written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Jenn Proske plays Becca Crane, whose supernatural love triangle with vampire Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob White (Chris Riggi) drives a rapid-fire send-up of the Twilight films and contemporary pop culture.

Regency Enterprises produced the film and Twentieth Century Fox distributed it, with Diedrich Bader and Ken Jeong among the supporting cast. AFI records an August 18, 2010 Los Angeles opening, followed by New York on August 19; the film runs 82 minutes and is rated PG-13.

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