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Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck is a 2010 Jason Friedberg's and Aaron Seltzer's comedy. Filming the spoof of "The Twilight Saga" was, of course, a matter of time. Too many young people have passed through the ordeal: two hours of boredom crawl in a chair while the girl next to drool over pale the metrosexuals. And it is very fertile ground for this mockery that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Zelttser, the creators of the latest film parodies, from "Scary Movie" to "Meet the Spartans, gladly plow. Involuntarily escaped from his mistress, Edward with a weekly bristles and a glass of whiskey in hand, crying alone on the "Sex and the City." Jacob pokes into the camera a contract according which he is obliged to remove his shirt every ten minutes. The "hardest" role of the main female character is played by Jenn Proske. She does not even need to say anything: this languid gait in slow, sleepy eyes and ever-dangling strand of hair. All those things backed up remarkably precise and witty. Homely schoolgirl Becca (Prosky) suffering first stage of autism moves with his father, the sheriff (Bader) in Sporks place. Everything in this town seems odd: people threatening rocks, strangers continually strive to bite his neck, the poor are willing to work for the blood of Dentistry wildly sign with fangs. At school, Becca falls in love with Edward Salle (Lanter), not parted with hairspray vampire vegetarian, drinking the animals and the Atlanta housewives blood only…

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Emily Peacock

Undoubtfully, cinematography has been my passion since a very young age. Even now, watching a new movie or series always prompts me to ask a lot of questions to the author. Thus, every little essay about a title is definitely not a spoiler, but rather an attempt to explore the idea.

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